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23/12/2009 at 20:59 · Filed under ! HUMOUR, !! OTHER LANGUAJES, Blogging, CRAZE TALK, Comedy, Culture, Drollery, Entertainment, FROM DIARY, FUNNY, Humor, LETTERS, ONE DAY, POETRY, PRIVATE, PSYCHOLOGY, TO..., VIDEO, Writing
Hey bro. Sonny
To answer me you wanny?
Some time I walking in a street
I walking, sang a song
About, truth and wrong
Also I see, oh shit!
You think a shit
In to the street?
No. This idea is shit
Or you think,
Sometime I sit on some boulevard
And has remember, “Garden ring”
As we a going to bring…
And after, festival in boudoir…?
This idea, not shit
But now not about it
Some time I walking in a street
Also I see, ооо shit
On big house in the city!
On screen, a publicity.
Someone works by hand the animals
And my tongue speechless
In Russian – онемел (onemel)
They, hands, makes a monkey
Something more, and bear
I have wiped sweat by hankie
Also has gone to bar
A little bit to drink a beer
In what street it was?
I think
You a remember
We a the same, a going to bring
And after, holiday for member…
And in the end.
The hands
If is it yours? I glad
If not, a little bit a bad.
Perhaps is this is information confidential?
Excuse me every body, I’m sick (ha-ha)
Yours sincerely,
PODGORNYY (short name) AL.
P.S.
That, what I have written, not a joke
It is big poetry, you understand I hope
(ha-ha)
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READ SONNY-1
SONNY-3
SONNY-4
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23/12/2009 at 20:42 · Filed under ! HUMOUR, ! lYRIC, Blogging, CIRCUS, Culture, Drollery, Entertainment, FROM DIARY, LETTERS, Literature, ONE DAY, POETRY, PRIVATE, PSYCHOLOGY, SCREAM, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., VIDEO, Writing, Цикл рассказов:
12/12/2009 at 14:39 · Filed under ! ESSAY, ! HUMOUR, ADDITION, Blogging, CIRCUS, CRAZE TALK, Culture, Drollery, Entertainment, LETTERS, Literature, ONE DAY, POEM, PRIVATE, SCREAM, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., VIDEO, Writing
Смотрели дружною толпой фонтаны № ВАН
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ОБНОВИТЬ В ПАМЯТИ AUTOBIOGRAPHY
11/12/2009 at 17:12 · Filed under ! ESSAY, ! HUMOUR, ADDITION, Blogging, CIRCUS, CRAZE TALK, Culture, Entertainment, Literature, ONE DAY, POEM, POETRY, PRIVATE, SCREAM, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., VIDEO, Writing
Еще, ходил я в море, и спускался в
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ОБНОВИТЬ В ПАМЯТИ AUTOBIOGRAPHY
11/12/2009 at 17:03 · Filed under ! HUMOUR, ! lYRIC, ADDITION, Blogging, CIRCUS, CRAZE TALK, Culture, Entertainment, LETTERS, POEM, POETRY, PRIVATE, SCREAM, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., VIDEO, Writing
02/12/2009 at 17:55 · Filed under ! HUMOUR, ADDITION, ANECDOTE, Black humour, Blogging, CIRCUS, CRAZE TALK, Comedy, Drollery, Entertainment, FUNNY, Humor, LETTERS, Meet up two..., ONE DAY, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., Writing, Цикл рассказов:
(сквозь зубы)
ЕЩЕ БОЛЬШЕ РАД…
(черный юмор)
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ОСВЕЖИТЬ В ПАМЯТИ АНЕКДОТ
28/11/2009 at 01:39 · Filed under ! ESSAY, ! HUMOUR, ! lYRIC, ANECDOTE, Black humour, Blogging, CIRCUS, CRAZE TALK, CREATIVE, Comedy, Culture, Drollery, Entertainment, FAUSTONISIMO, FUNNY, Humor, Literature, ONE DAY, PRIVATE, PSYCHOLOGY, SCREAM, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., Writing, Цикл рассказов:
НУЖНО, ЧТО-ТО НАПИСАТЬ…
НЕХОЧУ.
НЕТ, НУЖНО НАПИСАТЬ…
ДА НЕ ХОЧЕТСЯ МНЕ, ОПЯТЬ СПИ…
НЕ СПИ, А СМИ.
СНАЧАЛА СПИ, А ПОТОМ В СМИ
ХА-ХА НЕЧЕГО ПОЛУЧАЕТСЯ!
ДА НУ, ЕРУНДА КАКАЯ ТО…
ТОГДА НАПИШИ ЧТО-ТО ХОРОШЕЕ.
(врезка-нихочу не буду, не хочу не буду)
НУ ЛАДНО, ПОЖЕРТВУЮ ОДНИМ АНЕКДОТИКОМ В ПОЛЬЗУ ГОЛОДАЮЩИХ
(АГА, БИТЫЙ НЕБИТОГО ВЕЗЕТ) СТАРЬЕ КАКОЕ НЕБОСЬ?!
ЗАЧЕМ?! ИЗ АВТОРСКИХ…
ДАааа ТЫыыыыЧТОоооо?! ДАВАЙ!
ВСТРЕЧАЮТСЯ ДВОЕ ЦИРКАЧЕЙ:
- ЧЕМ ЗАНИМАЕШСЯ?
-ТВОРЮ!
-ДАаа?! УСПЕШНО?
- ДА ЧТО ТЫ! ОТБОЯ НЕТ!!!
- РАД ЗА ТЕБЯ!
-ВОТ СТОЮ, КАК НА ПОДКИДНОЙ ДОСКЕ, А ОТБОЯ НЕТ…
ХА-ХА-ХА
25/11/2009 at 03:01 · Filed under ! ESSAY, ! GLOSSARY, ! HUMOUR, ! lYRIC, ADDITION, Blogging, CRAZE TALK, Drollery, Entertainment, FUNNY, Humor, LETTERS, Literature, ONE DAY, SCREAM, TO MISS PENNY, TO..., Writing, Цикл рассказов:
(спустя неделю)
А я, а я, а у меня… А я ключи от квартиры доставал…
Ты очем это?
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01/10/2009 at 13:35 · Filed under ! ALPHABET, ! ESSAY, ! HUMOUR, ! lYRIC, !! OTHER LANGUAJES, !PHOTO, ART, BRILLIANT IDEA'S, Blogging, CIRCUS, CRAZE TALK, CREATIVE, Comedy, Culture, Drollery, Entertainment, Humor, IF YOU BORED, KARAOKE, LETTERS, Literature, MARC CHAGALL, ONE DAY, POEM, POETRY, PRIVATE, PSYCHOLOGY, SCREAM, SPORT, TO MISS PENNY, VIDEO, Writing
(ENGLISH, JAPANESE, SPANISH, RUSSIAN )
IF YOU ARE BORED (to whiskey, cognac, brandy and vodka)
ЕСЛИ ВАМ ГРУСТНО (под виски, коньяк, бренди и водку)
20/02/2009 at 05:58 · Filed under ! ESSAY, ! HUMOUR, ! lYRIC, APHORISM, ART, BALLET, Blogging, CIRCUS, COMPUTER TROUBLESHOOTING, CRAZE TALK, CREATIVE, Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, FUNNY, Humor, IF YOU BORED, KARAOKE, LETTERS, Literature, MARC CHAGALL, METRO, POEM, POETRY, PSYCHOLOGY, Photography, RESTAURANT, TO MISS PENNY, Theory, VIDEO, Writing and tagged: бренди, виски, водка, грусть, караоке, коньяк, песни, цирк
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